My favourite FAQ.

How I Wish i can have this FAQ.

Q. How Come I'm Not Receiving Any Emails?
A. Call Your Administrator. Its Not My Problem When Your Not Receiving EMAILS.

Q. How Come Google is Blocked?
A. If You'd Stop Using Google To Search Porn, It Wouldnt Get Blocked.

Q. How Come My Emails Cannot Be Sent Out?
A. Of Coz It Cant Be Sent Out, Your Sending A 250mb File Attachment. How To Sent?

Q. Why Cant I Connect To SKYPE?
A. It Aint My Problem, I Dont Use Skype. Call Skype And Ask Them.

Q. I'm getting Alot Of Spam. Why Is That Happening?
A. If You Be So Clever Not To Subscribe To Porn Sites, You Wont Get Any.

Q. Relaying Denied, How Come?
A. You Ask Me Ah? Your Server Ma, Go Figure.

Q. How Come My Internet Browsing So Slow Ah?
A. Ermm.. What ISP Are You Using? If Your On Streamyx Your Screwed.

Q. How Come My Email So Slow One?
A. Atleast Its Faster Than SnailMail Isnt It.

Q. Server Down... Help Me.!!!
A. Press F1 For Help.

Q. What Is A Reverse DNS?
A. Go Google.

Q. How Come When I Send To Some Domains, I Get A Bounce Back Saying I'm Blacklisted?
A. There, Your Blacklisted, How Can I Help? Do I Look Like SPAMCOP or SPAMHAUS To You?

Q. What Are You Doing There?
A. Talking To You.

Q. Are You Free To Talk? I Got A Couple Of Questions.
A. Yes, If Not I Wont Be Answering The Phone.

Q. My Administrator Told Me To Contact You.
A. Ask Your Administrator To Call Me Back.